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Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7820) - you deserved it (700)

On 01/28/2012 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Innocent (man) -

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