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Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35953) - you deserved it (5012)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Don't date douchebags.

#1 - On 01/25/2012 at 6:08pm by Bolter197

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Don't sleep with him for a month for being a whiny bitch.

#2 - On 01/25/2012 at 6:10pm by yankfan89

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