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Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34999) - you deserved it (5787)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by suffersecks - United States

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First he puts on dirty underwear after a shower, and now this! Stop giving head OP!

#9 - On 01/20/2012 at 7:50pm by Savra

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He's enjoying it. Trust me, I'm a guy.

#5 - On 01/20/2012 at 7:50pm by nick347b

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