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Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML


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On 01/18/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by Lickmylovepump (woman) - United States (Florida)

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I'd assume someone with the name "Lickmylovepump" would be an extremely horny and open minded person.

#8 - On 01/19/2012 at 2:57am by Epsilonyx

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Phone sex is awkward and weird in my opinion. I honestly don't blame you for laughing, because I would have to :P

#7 - On 01/19/2012 at 2:57am by ILoveMyXbox

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