Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML
by leelee50 / 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
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You deserved it. No offense, but if you're "on and off" for 8 years, it's never gonna be "on" forever. Better to cut your losses and move on to a better guy.
#5 - On 02/09/2009 at 11:25pm by ifyouonlyknew77
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If the love thing hasn't been resolved after 8 years of being kind of together, then I don't think it will be. Move on to a grownup.
#11 - On 02/10/2009 at 1:17pm by Dump_Him
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