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Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42494) - you deserved it (9033)

On 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by leelee50 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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You deserved it. No offense, but if you're "on and off" for 8 years, it's never gonna be "on" forever. Better to cut your losses and move on to a better guy.

#5 - On 02/09/2009 at 11:25pm by ifyouonlyknew77

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If the love thing hasn't been resolved after 8 years of being kind of together, then I don't think it will be. Move on to a grownup.

#11 - On 02/10/2009 at 1:17pm by Dump_Him

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