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Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29181) - you deserved it (3933)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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