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Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37840) - you deserved it (5497)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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He shoulda popped it

#2 - On 11/17/2011 at 12:40pm by JoSmokes

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geez time to get off that horse.

#6 - On 11/17/2011 at 12:41pm by heathz

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