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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30771) - you deserved it (6879)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by beccav23 - United States (Texas)

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He's climbin in yo windows..snatchin yo people up

#3 - On 10/25/2011 at 4:02pm by Blackmail111

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Hmm i wonder why he wanted your ass crack numb....

#4 - On 10/25/2011 at 4:03pm by Bblock

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