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Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36252) - you deserved it (4840)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:05am - intimacy - by therevsev - United States

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Drink a redbull. I heard it gives you wings. Then maybe she'll suck the meat out of you.

Sigh... I tried.

#2 - On 10/02/2011 at 6:37am by iheartbewbies

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Jealous of dead meat.. That's a new low point, buddy.

#5 - On 10/02/2011 at 6:39am by Doortje

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