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Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

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On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Yes you should, cause there is nothing better than crispy bacon

#1 - On 09/28/2011 at 5:57am by CraneTG

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Wow you should feel honored. That is one of the most complimentary compliment I have heard in my life. Be proud you know how to work it girl.

#2 - On 09/28/2011 at 5:58am by saIty

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