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Today, at work, I met a new client for the first time. Apparently he thought it would be a good idea to get drunk beforehand and spend the whole appointment telling me about his 9 inch "drill bit." I have to try and find this guy a job. FML


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On 09/08/2011 at 2:34am - intimacy - by grossedout (woman) - Reserved

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Hmm, 9 inch drill bits, that must be hard to find in your local hardware store, interesting conversation you had there.

#1 - On 09/08/2011 at 6:03am by Jimster1712

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Male prostitute?

#2 - On 09/08/2011 at 6:04am by Blueglasscup

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