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Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18683) - you deserved it (19314)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:14am - intimacy - by fml - Canada (British Columbia)

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That's when you say "Less humpin' more dumpin'."

#7 - On 08/12/2011 at 10:14am by silly_kitten

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Ditch his ass

#2 - On 08/12/2011 at 10:08am by zebraface

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