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Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30329) - you deserved it (2017)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Matt's life also sucks
Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating…

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Horny old man...

#1 - On 08/12/2011 at 3:20am by hannahtaskey

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Bow chicka wow wow

#2 - On 08/12/2011 at 3:20am by borntoperform

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