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Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11448) - you deserved it (25720)

On 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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Are you so bad you can't even satisfy yourself? e.e...

I'm sorry, this is just pathetic.. Crying and masturbating? masturbation guilt? I.. I can't even fathom this.

How can you even get off while crying?

#6 - On 08/04/2011 at 2:56am by dudeitsdanny

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oh wait u didnt have sex.....

#3 - On 08/04/2011 at 2:54am by flockz

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