Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
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Are you so bad you can't even satisfy yourself? e.e...
I'm sorry, this is just pathetic.. Crying and masturbating? masturbation guilt? I.. I can't even fathom this.
How can you even get off while crying?
#6 - On 08/04/2011 at 2:56am by dudeitsdanny
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BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE!!
oh wait u didnt have sex.....
#3 - On 08/04/2011 at 2:54am by flockz
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