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Today, I found out that the guy i've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me 'baby.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31302) - you deserved it (65454)

On 05/07/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by ummPORQUE (woman) - United States (Florida)

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How have you not noticed sooner? If he's just a fuck buddy I'm not sure you can expect much more.

#2 - On 05/07/2009 at 5:02pm by boatiebanter

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hahaha, no formal introduction?

#1 - On 05/07/2009 at 5:02pm by jackie27

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