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Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML


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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

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Atleast she swallows...

#3 - On 07/11/2011 at 7:08pm by Blackmail111

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Kids says some funny stuff :)

#1 - On 07/11/2011 at 7:08pm by laurenzo16

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