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Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31135) - you deserved it (8173)

On 07/06/2011 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anna - United States (Connecticut)

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This is one of those situations where you just have to suck it up and move on.

you're not to good at that first part, are you?

#2 - On 07/06/2011 at 5:56am by maskedman

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I suggest that you ask your boyfriend to delete that post off his wall, and maybe even to de-friend your ex. Then later on you can prove the post wrong.

#12 - On 07/06/2011 at 6:00am by Livinia

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