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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex in the janitor's closet of the pet store where I work. We were really getting into it when we were rudely interrupted by dozens of salamanders crawling up our legs. I had forgotten to lock the cage before we started. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9593) - you deserved it (66294)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

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incorporate them

#1 - On 07/05/2011 at 6:05am by imustbeinsane

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Save the sex for at home, darling. Or a hotel/motel room!

Anywhere else and you're BEGGING for trouble!

#6 - On 07/05/2011 at 6:08am by Mirorbo

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