Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
by crazy_bitch122 / 06/29/2011 at 1:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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At least he didn't shit on the sheets.
#1 - On 06/29/2011 at 6:00am by marinus
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it was probably an accident so don't make things more awkward for the both of you
#2 - On 06/29/2011 at 6:01am by rbubbles
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