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Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

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On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

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At least he didn't shit on the sheets.

#1 - On 06/29/2011 at 6:00am by marinus

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it was probably an accident so don't make things more awkward for the both of you

#2 - On 06/29/2011 at 6:01am by rbubbles

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