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Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML


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On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

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She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance?
That's seriously psychotic.
Nothing grosser than sweaty junk.

Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

#6 - On 06/17/2011 at 2:45am by dudeitsdanny

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fyl she's got issues

#1 - On 06/17/2011 at 2:43am by GingerFro

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