Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

by Mom / 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

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  • So where does he actually park his peter?

    #1 - On 06/11/2011 at 6:23pm by every1luvsboners

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  • He should've called himself "Peter Porker."

    #7 - On 06/11/2011 at 6:29pm by docscientist

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