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Today, I thought an attractive guy was looking at my tits instead of my face, and prepared to act offended and perhaps flirt. Unfortunately, he was actually looking at the peeling and flaking sunburn in my cleavage, and informed me that Aloe might be helpful. FML


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On 06/09/2011 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Liz - United States (District of Columbia)

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Prepared to act offended? That's why no one likes you. Playing hard to get is for middle schoolers.

And wear sunscreen unless you want to look like leather chaps by the time you're thirty.

#10 - On 06/09/2011 at 6:28am by nananabatmannnn

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ask him to put it on for you.

#6 - On 06/09/2011 at 6:23am by noshatsherlockk

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