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Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML

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Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.

#8 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:37am by cRAYzed

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Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.

#5 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:30am by hahayou12345

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