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Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55748) - you deserved it (7357)

On 05/05/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by penisface69 (man) - United States (California)

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Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.

#8 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:37am by cRAYzed

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