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Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17368) - you deserved it (26734)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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