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Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML


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On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

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Well that's always a plus to have an employee for that.

#2 - On 06/01/2011 at 1:10pm by Thanatos1206

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Rick is always a hands on guy. He's got a real firm grip on his duties and really knows how to beat the competition. When it comes to Rick he's an explosive guy who pulls his way to the top, he always finishes what he starts, is quick to lend a hand, and never leaves any job unfinished. He's got a satisfying ethic to him and I can honestly say he pleases me.

Congratulations Rick.

#34 - On 06/01/2011 at 1:56pm by sheethapins

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