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Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML


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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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she has to learn to water it with her mouth

#5 - On 05/29/2011 at 1:02pm by cyberguyaus

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do you shave? she mightve thought it was a chia pet

#3 - On 05/29/2011 at 1:02pm by crymore007

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