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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

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On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

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I dub thee corpse fucker

#2 - On 05/26/2011 at 9:55am by kg163401

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awkward.

#1 - On 05/26/2011 at 9:55am by CasualZombie

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