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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51703) - you deserved it (17563)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

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that sucks

#1 - On 05/25/2011 at 10:00am by BruisedGiraffe

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well in situations like these it's best to ask for feedback. you could try "what am I doing wrong" or "what would you like me to do?" if she doesn't say anything then at least you tried?

#8 - On 05/25/2011 at 10:04am by joliesbebes

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