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Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9306) - you deserved it (46306)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:28am - intimacy - by paulwatson93 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Oh, you deserve this is so many ways, moron.

#1 - On 05/17/2011 at 6:05am by Showmehowtolive

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What a crushing story!

#6 - On 05/17/2011 at 6:11am by redbluegreen

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