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Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31612) - you deserved it (7626)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by f*cks_sake - United States (Ohio)

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That's not weird at all...

#1 - On 05/14/2011 at 12:08am by meowcat_1

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this is the only time when being a girl is better in the anatomy department.

#10 - On 05/14/2011 at 12:13am by vettle

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