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Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

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On 05/10/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Dana (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

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Take that as a compliment OP. Most guys think of it as a compliment in the highest manor when giving it.

#1 - On 05/10/2011 at 10:08am by iAmScrubs

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just because he gets straight A's doesn't mean he has no dick

#7 - On 05/10/2011 at 10:12am by SpectSelf

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