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Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29948) - you deserved it (9720)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

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meh. I don't see an issue with his priorities

#3 - On 04/23/2011 at 1:38pm by chellean11

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hunting Easter Eggs is awesome! and only comes once a year. you can have sex anytime.

#7 - On 04/23/2011 at 1:41pm by ilovehamburgers

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