Ostentatious

By dgordo3 - 09/02/2009 01:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML
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Same thing different taste

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keep your hand in your pocket. If you get a boner, you can hold it down discretely. Works every time *thumbs up*

TC_fml 0

What's that old saying? Oh, if you got it... flaunt it! If I was her, I'd take that as a huge compliment and be absolutely flattered. Now if you started a shadow puppet show.... LOL teasing.

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TC_fml 0

What's that old saying? Oh, if you got it... flaunt it! If I was her, I'd take that as a huge compliment and be absolutely flattered. Now if you started a shadow puppet show.... LOL teasing.

getting a boner because you thought you might kiss a girl is cool. it's even cooler that you just let it hang out. you could have say, tucked it up in your pants, walked behind the car, put your hands in your pocket and grabbed onto it, but hell, now she knows she can make you do whatever she wants.

TryToBeKind 0

She didn't even kiss you? Geez.

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I'd take that as a compliment, if I were her.

keep your hand in your pocket. If you get a boner, you can hold it down discretely. Works every time *thumbs up*

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

21- Well unless she consents to being "boned"; that counts as rape. And I don't think OP wants to go to jail just because he had a boner.

LOLLL ahh these comments are hilarious xD