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Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11398) - you deserved it (40919)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by dgordo3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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keep your hand in your pocket. If you get a boner, you can hold it down discretely. Works every time *thumbs up*

#16 - On 02/10/2009 at 8:48pm by yaboy

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What's that old saying? Oh, if you got it... flaunt it!

If I was her, I'd take that as a huge compliment and be absolutely flattered.
Now if you started a shadow puppet show.... LOL teasing.

#3 - On 02/08/2009 at 10:04pm by TC

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