Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

by Numb / 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • Oblige him, bite down really hard, then claim you couldn't feel anything.

    #6 - On 04/11/2011 at 7:35pm by melons

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  • if your surgery was half as bad as mine his penis won't be going in your mouth anytime soon, unless he has a pencil sized penis.

    #8 - On 04/11/2011 at 7:36pm by juliette320

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