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Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37983) - you deserved it (9044)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

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Aargh! Why the hell did you touch it?

#5 - On 04/09/2011 at 6:03am by HappinessForFree

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You have some kinky grandparents.

#3 - On 04/09/2011 at 6:01am by lolomg69

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