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Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML


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On 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by emm (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Fuck harder, drive softer?(:

#6 - On 03/18/2011 at 5:49pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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Show him then, fuck him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.

#5 - On 03/18/2011 at 5:45pm by Capt_Oblivious

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