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Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54244) - you deserved it (18807)

On 05/01/2009 at 10:28am - intimacy - by badluckdrew (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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How did your cat get a hold of it?

I guess stop leaving them around like that. *shrugs*

#4 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:03pm by ProfoundNonsense

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ew, poor cat

#5 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:05pm by poison29

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