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Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37810) - you deserved it (4441)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

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you went to the doc about you penis with your mom?

#2 - On 02/16/2011 at 10:02am by PugnaciousSaint

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Probably just a case of your foreskin opening is not stretched out to fit the size of your penis, hence when you pull it back it looks like a rubber band is on it. Stretch it out some. Just don't ask your mama for help

Just don't get circumcised, it takes away a lot of the fun of masturbation!

#11 - On 02/16/2011 at 10:12am by Jimboom

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