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Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML


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On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

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they were right, it is funny.

#1 - On 02/12/2011 at 2:02pm by nickinak2010

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Yes, they were right; that's hilarious. For my friend's 18th birthday, I gave him porno. His mom thought it was a lot funnier than he did.

#7 - On 02/12/2011 at 2:11pm by capnbzarr

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