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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33626) - you deserved it (6807)

On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)

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YDI for dating a cop(;

#3 - On 02/02/2011 at 7:05pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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he should of brought you one!

#1 - On 02/02/2011 at 7:03pm by coralita

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