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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27805) - you deserved it (3875)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Well if you didn't, you certainly will now.

#1 - On 02/02/2011 at 6:07am by phorcep

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i once said "hey, you have to preheat the oven first" when my boyfriend wanted to skip foreplay while i needed some fun first.

#12 - On 02/02/2011 at 6:21am by unfortunate_13

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