Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
by anonymous / 02/02/2011 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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#1 - On 02/02/2011 at 6:07am by phorcep
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i once said "hey, you have to preheat the oven first" when my boyfriend wanted to skip foreplay while i needed some fun first.
#12 - On 02/02/2011 at 6:21am by unfortunate_13
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