Not now

By anonymous - 02/02/2011 05:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
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phorcep 0

Well if you didn't, you certainly will now.

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unfortunate_13 5

i once said "hey, you have to preheat the oven first" when my boyfriend wanted to skip foreplay while i needed some fun first.

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MrBrightsidexvi 6

I'm thinking he did that for a reason, maybe he was trying to female blueball you lol

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XXTandAlover76XX 0

look baby girl u better be glad ur man can make u all cum faced because a lot of women don't have that kinda luck with their men.

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MsKittyKatWeber 10

wonder if he's gay...thinking about a hot dog and a dirty homeless man...lol

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NadiG7 2

AHAHAHA ..AHH WELL OKAY THEN

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minlip 0

this is one of the most aubsurd fmls i have ever read

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TheOtherMakona 0

O.o you... bought... a homeless guy?? slavery?? so confused...

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rockinroyalty 0

Awww that was nice of u op. Way to go

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Honda288 2

Maybe that was his attempt at a verbal donkey punch.

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