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Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently, while I was at school my mother used my computer, and I now know my mother wants to learn how to make her breasts look larger, amongst other things. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25865) - you deserved it (3426)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:05am - intimacy - by LonelyBoy (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Give me her number

#2 - On 02/01/2011 at 1:08pm by DahkLohd

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Amongst other things eh?
"How to deep throat?"
"How to do anal with a European girl?"
"How to toss the salad without your husband knowing?"

#7 - On 02/01/2011 at 1:11pm by Doortje

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