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Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28196) - you deserved it (3317)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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I'll never understand why men expect sex after dumping their girlfriend. Isn't the breakup painful enough without letting it be obvious you only loved her for the sex?

#12 - On 01/31/2011 at 5:32pm by Mirorbo

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awwww, sorry for your loss..
some people have no shame at all..
how can they even say something like that?
you should kick him in the family jewels, and no, not those expensive ones, but those soft ones..

#1 - On 01/31/2011 at 5:06pm by Keevarou

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