Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
by effingdoucher / 01/30/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
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He should be nervous! Cars are important thing to get right!
#1 - On 01/30/2011 at 6:30am by MagicMushrooms
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You hooked up with a drunk guy you met three hours before, and the sex wasn't perfect?
I can understand your disappointment that he wasn't a caring and sensitive lover...
#16 - On 01/30/2011 at 6:56am by Zebidee
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