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Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32094) - you deserved it (9830)

On 01/30/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by effingdoucher (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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He should be nervous! Cars are important thing to get right!

#1 - On 01/30/2011 at 6:30am by MagicMushrooms

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You hooked up with a drunk guy you met three hours before, and the sex wasn't perfect?

I can understand your disappointment that he wasn't a caring and sensitive lover...

#16 - On 01/30/2011 at 6:56am by Zebidee

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