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Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83435) - you deserved it (11705)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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