Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2009 at 10:03pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
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that is a serious FML comment right there.
F your life ... seriously
#1 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:14am by kate08
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Happy Birthday hun :)
#6 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:19am by silkee_shiny
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