By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

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Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML
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kate08_fml 0

that is a serious FML comment right there. F your life ... seriously

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silkee_shiny 0

Happy Birthday hun :)

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903texmom1 0

wow...35 and first ever ******..with a shower head of all things?! ever heard of a viberator...works wonders!!

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spamme 0

go sing in americanidol and become popular (it only works if youre damn ugly and can sing ok)

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wilstylez_25 0

F your life well i guess not literally f your life because then there wouldn't be a FML but at least you've had one

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mangoid 0

i love those shower heads, but seriously? Get a vibrator. or a sexual partner of some sort.

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honeydoodles 0

Happy Birthday and congratulations! While I understand why it's FML, but to me it's more a happy thing...I'm happy the shower head worked for you!

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rukusrazor 0

It's too bad, but I'm guessing there is some reason you have no friends and have never had a boyfriend / ******.

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supafly208 0

Ouch... you need to get a human dick to do that for ya. you know what gets you off, so just tell him what needs to be done ;) Happy Birthday btw :) On the other hand, at least your first ****** was now, instead of later on in life.

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Stay_beautiful 0

you're first? at 35? maybe you shouldn't be so antisocial and go out and find a real man/woman who can satisfy you. I'd give you my man, but I don't share.

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sarah8909 0

After that long without one, do you honestly care how it was acheieved? I wouldn't lol

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