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Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML


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On 01/26/2011 at 7:57pm - intimacy - by PLU (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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atleast the "nice" was thrown in there... :-\

#5 - On 01/27/2011 at 3:20am by O_EM_G

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"Your bitch?"
People still use that phrase? I thought it died along with "Hater" when 2010 ended. Oops, guess I was wrong.

#4 - On 01/27/2011 at 3:19am by bummervacation

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