Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/25/2011 at 4:15pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • I've seen people get put into jail for helping their own children in such cases.
    Help a child get off the floor because she fell down, get in trouble. Kay.
    Really, it makes me want to be a complete asshole and never help anyone, ever.

    #15 - On 01/26/2011 at 4:04am by Tarvoz

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  • sucks to be you!

    #1 - On 01/26/2011 at 3:13am by indiablue

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