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Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML


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On 01/25/2011 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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I've seen people get put into jail for helping their own children in such cases.
Help a child get off the floor because she fell down, get in trouble. Kay.
Really, it makes me want to be a complete asshole and never help anyone, ever.

#15 - On 01/26/2011 at 4:04am by Tarvoz

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sucks to be you!

#1 - On 01/26/2011 at 3:13am by indiablue

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