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Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26701) - you deserved it (2604)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by andifalls -

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Buy it, use it, then slap her across the face with it and show her the negative results :)

#12 - On 01/24/2011 at 6:57am by LemonStarship

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only in walmart..

#3 - On 01/24/2011 at 6:34am by MrLaryRottweila

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