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Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend who is married with children. His wife found my number on his phone and thinks that I am my sister. Since then, she has been calling me non-stop, calling me a 'prostitute' each time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (4743)

On 01/18/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

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If I was in your position, I would have ratted my sister out instantly. Homewrecking whores are absolutely worthless. I don't care what the situation is, you don't fool around with somebody who is married.

You should have gotten a hold of the husband previous to this, actually. In my opinion.

#6 - On 01/19/2011 at 3:14am by RUSH777

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rat your sister out then

#1 - On 01/19/2011 at 3:08am by ImTheOne

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